"I think they must have a ban on belts. I get treated to a full builder’s bum every time someone is restocking the lower shelves."
"They sold neither mayonnaise nor dark chocolate when I lived around there. DAFUQ IS THAT ABOUT"
"IM SO GLAD SOMEONE SET THIS UP. every time i have to go in there I get worked up into an infernal rage. they only sell things you dont need, and the most expensive version. and theres always like a bottle of squash broken on the floor leaking somewhere so you can get all nice and sticky while buying the jar of pilchards you dont need cos you really wanted a tin of tuna"
EVERY NIGHT, ALL NIGHT, THE BURGLAR ALARM IS SET OFF. IT ISN’T BURGLARS, IT IS MICE.
THE LITTLE BASTARDS KEEP ME AWAKE ALL NIGHT. EVERY NIGHT.
NO ONE IN THE STORE THE NEXT DAY WILL EVEN ADMIT THE ALARM WENT OFF.