Its very important to mention that a very polite man from Tesco just rang, he apologised unreservedly for the state of the store, explained the measures they were taking to rectify the situation (for the store, not me) and that it was very much a work in progress.
Most importantly THEY’RE GOING TO FIX THE DAMN ALARM!!!!! Bosh!
It looks like our Tesco is going up in the world, guys! And I’m going to get some sleep at last.
"I think they must have a ban on belts. I get treated to a full builder’s bum every time someone is restocking the lower shelves."
"IM SO GLAD SOMEONE SET THIS UP. every time i have to go in there I get worked up into an infernal rage. they only sell things you dont need, and the most expensive version. and theres always like a bottle of squash broken on the floor leaking somewhere so you can get all nice and sticky while buying the jar of pilchards you dont need cos you really wanted a tin of tuna"
"They sold neither mayonnaise nor dark chocolate when I lived around there. DAFUQ IS THAT ABOUT"
EVERY NIGHT, ALL NIGHT, THE BURGLAR ALARM IS SET OFF. IT ISN’T BURGLARS, IT IS MICE.
THE LITTLE BASTARDS KEEP ME AWAKE ALL NIGHT. EVERY NIGHT.
NO ONE IN THE STORE THE NEXT DAY WILL EVEN ADMIT THE ALARM WENT OFF.