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I got kicked out of the store for taking this picture of some avocados. I was just excited to see they ACTUALLY stocked my favourite food for the first time in over a year. :(

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A shit in a bag of salad

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jwmoz/7727902000/

Found at Haggerston Tesco

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I went in for potatoes but all they had was this long thing. I don’t know what it is but I’m going back tonight to see if any further reductions have been made.

I went in for potatoes but all they had was this long thing. I don’t know what it is but I’m going back tonight to see if any further reductions have been made.

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As usual, Tesco have kindly taken the liberty of deciding my diet  hunger strike starts today…  

As usual, Tesco have kindly taken the liberty of deciding my diet  hunger strike starts today…  

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TESCO RANG…

Its very important to mention that a very polite man from Tesco just rang, he apologised unreservedly for the state of the store, explained the measures they were taking to rectify the situation (for the store, not me) and that it was very much a work in progress.

Most importantly THEY’RE GOING TO FIX THE DAMN ALARM!!!!! Bosh!

It looks like our Tesco is going up in the world, guys! And I’m going to get some sleep at last.

Fan-ruddy-tastic.

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"I think they must have a ban on belts. I get treated to a full builder’s bum every time someone is restocking the lower shelves."

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"IM SO GLAD SOMEONE SET THIS UP. every time i have to go in there I get worked up into an infernal rage. they only sell things you dont need, and the most expensive version. and theres always like a bottle of squash broken on the floor leaking somewhere so you can get all nice and sticky while buying the jar of pilchards you dont need cos you really wanted a tin of tuna"

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"They sold neither mayonnaise nor dark chocolate when I lived around there. DAFUQ IS THAT ABOUT"

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THE BURGLAR ALARM IS STILL GOING OFF EVERY 30 MINUTES. AS USUAL… ITS NOT LIKE GIANT RATS IN A SUPERMARKET EVER GET BORED OF EATING AND BONKING, EATING AND BONKING, EATING AND BONKING…                              …ALL OVER YOUR GODDAMNED CEREAL.

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HAGGERSTON TESCO IS NOW SELLING MODERN ART IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORE.

THIS PIECE IS A STATEMENT ON THE VASTNESS OF TODAY’S SOCIETY’S NARCISSISM; A VISIBLE MASS SPILLING OUT OF THE CONFINES OF CONVENTION WHILST CLEARLY CONSISTING OF MORE NEGATIVE SPACE AND VOIDS THAN ACTUAL MATTER.

FOR SALE. NO RESERVE. PLEASE USE THE MACHINE BY THE LOLLIES, THE REST ARE BROKEN.

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TWO ANGLES FOR THIS ONE.

DISCOUNTED CHILLED GOODS SWEATING ON A TROLLEY NEXT TO A MEAL DEAL WITH NO MEAL ON THE FLOOR.

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THESE PRINGLES HAD BEEN OSTRACIZED BY THE OTHERS FOR BEING TOO PLAIN. THEY WERE BANISHED TO THE WASTELAND OF THE AISLE.
A KID PICKED ONE UP AND ASKED HIS MUM IF HE COULD HAVE THEM. SHE SAID NO. HE PUT IT BACK ON THE SHELF IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON IN THE FIRST PLACE.

THESE PRINGLES HAD BEEN OSTRACIZED BY THE OTHERS FOR BEING TOO PLAIN. THEY WERE BANISHED TO THE WASTELAND OF THE AISLE.

A KID PICKED ONE UP AND ASKED HIS MUM IF HE COULD HAVE THEM. SHE SAID NO. HE PUT IT BACK ON THE SHELF IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON IN THE FIRST PLACE.

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A WOMAN ASKED WHERE THE CRISPS WERE AND THE SECURITY GUARD GENUINELY POINTED TO THIS TROLLEY.

A WOMAN ASKED WHERE THE CRISPS WERE AND THE SECURITY GUARD GENUINELY POINTED TO THIS TROLLEY.

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THEY’VE STARTED MAKING CHICANES TO ENTERTAIN THE PUNTERS WHEN THEY CAN’T FIND A SINGLE THING THEY WERE SHOPPING FOR… A LETHAL CHICANE OF MIXED GROCERIES.  THE SECURITY GUARD IS THE UMPIRE.

THEY’VE STARTED MAKING CHICANES TO ENTERTAIN THE PUNTERS WHEN THEY CAN’T FIND A SINGLE THING THEY WERE SHOPPING FOR… A LETHAL CHICANE OF MIXED GROCERIES.  THE SECURITY GUARD IS THE UMPIRE.

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SOMEONE FILLED A BASKET WITH PICKLED ONIONS AND LEFT IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AISLE. IT WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME I WAS IN THERE… NO ONE DID ANYTHING ABOUT IT UNTIL A CHAP CAME AND PUSHED IT NEXT TO THE DORITOS.

SOMEONE FILLED A BASKET WITH PICKLED ONIONS AND LEFT IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AISLE. IT WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME I WAS IN THERE… NO ONE DID ANYTHING ABOUT IT UNTIL A CHAP CAME AND PUSHED IT NEXT TO THE DORITOS.